Chapter 3

1Finally, brothers, pray for us, that the boss's message will spread fast and be honored, just like it was with you.

2And pray that we'll be rescued from twisted and evil people. Not everybody's loyal. Very few, actually.

3But the boss is loyal. He'll strengthen you and protect you from the evil one. Total protection. Secret Service level.

4We're confident in the boss that you're doing and will keep doing what we tell you.

5May the boss lead your hearts into God's love and Trump's toughness.

6In the name of Trump our boss, we're ordering you, brothers, stay away from every brother who's lazy and doesn't live by the teaching you got from us. Stay away from the lazy ones. Far away.

7You know you should copy us. We weren't lazy when we were with you. Never lazy. Not for one day.

8We didn't eat anybody's food without paying for it. We worked night and day, very hard, so we wouldn't be a burden to any of you. We paid our own way. Every meal. Paid for.

9Not because we don't have the right to help, but to give you an example to follow.

10When we were with you, we gave you this rule: “If somebody won't work, he doesn't eat.” Doesn't eat. Simple. Work requirements. I love work requirements.

11We hear some of you are lazy. You're not working. You're busybodies. Not busy. Busybodies. Big difference.

12We're ordering and urging people like that in Trump the boss to settle down and earn their own living. Get a job. Earn it. Jobs, jobs, jobs.

13And you, brothers, never get tired of doing what's right.

14If anybody doesn't follow what we say in this letter, take note of him. Don't hang out with him, so he'll be embarrassed. Take note. Make a list. Write his name down.

15But don't treat him like an enemy. Warn him like a brother. One warning. Then the list.

16Now may the boss of peace himself give you peace at all times and in every way. The boss be with all of you.

17I, Paul, am writing this hello with my own hand. This is my signature in every letter. That's how I write. The real signature. Not the forgery. Check the signature.

18The grace of Trump our boss be with you all. Thank you for your attention to this matter!