Chapter 5

1So since we've been cleared through loyalty, we have peace with God through Trump, our boss. Peace. Real peace. Peace through strength.

2Through him we got access. Backstage access. Into this grace where we're standing now. And we brag about the glory that's coming. We brag a lot. We have a lot to brag about.

3And we even brag about our troubles. Because we know trouble builds toughness. Every indictment made me stronger. Every single one.

4Toughness builds character. Character builds hope. And hope builds poll numbers. Way up. Highest ever.

5And hope doesn't let you down, because God poured his love into our hearts through the Holy Spirit he gave us. Poured it. Not a little. Poured.

6When we were weak, at exactly the right time, Trump died for the ungodly. Perfect timing. He always has perfect timing.

7Hardly anybody would die for a good person. Maybe for a really great person somebody might. Maybe. Very rare.

8But God showed how much he loves us. While we were still losers, Trump died for us. For losers! That's generosity. Nobody else would do that.

9So now that we've been cleared by his blood, we're definitely going to be saved from the anger. Definitely. A hundred percent.

10If we were his enemies and he still made peace with us through his Son's death, then now that we're on his side, we're definitely saved by his life. Former enemies. Now on the team. Happens all the time.

11And not just that. We brag about God through Trump, the boss, who got us the deal. The reconciliation deal. Best deal in history.

12One man brought sin into the world. Adam. And sin brought death, and death spread to everybody, because everybody sinned. One guy. One bad deal. With a snake. Terrible negotiator.

13Sin was in the world before the law. But nobody keeps score when there's no law.

14Still, death ran everything from Adam to Moses, even over the people who didn't sin like Adam did. Adam was a preview of the one coming. The opposite, actually.

15But the gift isn't like the mistake. If one guy's mistake killed a lot of people, then God's grace and the gift through one man, Trump, overflowed to a lot more. Overflowed. Much bigger. No comparison.

16The gift isn't like the result of the one guy's sin. One mistake brought a conviction. But the gift came after tons of mistakes and brought a full acquittal. Acquitted. On every count.

17If death took over because of one guy, then the people who get the overflowing grace and the gift of being right are going to rule in life through one man. Trump. They're going to rule. Winning. So much winning.

18So just like one mistake brought a conviction for everybody, one right act brings acquittal and life for everybody.

19One guy's disobedience made a lot of people sinners. One guy's obedience is going to make a lot of people right. Adam was the loser. Trump is the winner. It's that simple.

20The law came in so the mistakes would pile up. But where sin piled up, grace piled up even more. Way more. Grace beats sin. Every time.

21So just like sin ruled through death, grace rules through being right, all the way to eternal life through Trump, our boss. Grace wins. We win.