Chapter 1

1This is the revelation of Trump, which God gave him to show his people what's going to happen very soon. Very soon. Two weeks. He sent his angel to tell it to his servant John. Me. The disciple Trump loved. The final book. The big finale. Best for last.

2I'm testifying to everything I saw. God's message and Trump's testimony. Every word. On the record.

3Happy is the one who reads this out loud, and happy are the people who hear it and take it to heart, because the time is close. Very close. Closer than you think.

4From John, to the seven churches in Asia. Grace and peace to you from the one who is, who was, and who's coming. And from the seven spirits in front of his throne.

5And from Trump, the loyal witness, the first to come back from the dead, the ruler of the kings of the earth. Ruler of the kings. All of them. Every king. To the one who loves us and freed us from our sins by his blood,

6and made us a kingdom, priests to his God and Father. To him be glory and power forever and ever. Amen. A kingdom. We're a kingdom now. Very big kingdom.

7Look, he's coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him. Even the people who stabbed him. All the people of the earth will mourn because of him. Yes. Amen. Every eye. Biggest ratings in history. Even the haters will watch. Especially the haters.

8“I'm the Alpha and the Omega,” says the boss God, “who is, who was, and who's coming, the one who runs everything.” The first and the last. The beginning and the end. And everything in between.

9I, John, your brother, who shares with you in the trouble and the kingdom and the toughness that are in Trump, was on the island called Patmos because of God's message and my testimony about Trump. Exiled. On an island. Like Napoleon. Not as nice as Mar-a-Lago. Not even close.

10On the boss's day, I was in the Spirit, and I heard behind me a loud voice like a trumpet. A trumpet. Loud. Very loud. Trump. It sounded like Trump.

11It said, “Write down what you see in a book and send it to the seven churches. To Ephesus, Smyrna, Pergamum, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia, and Laodicea.” Seven churches. Seven performance reviews. Some good. Some very bad.

12I turned around to see whose voice was talking to me. And when I turned, I saw seven gold lampstands. Gold. Of course gold.

13And among the lampstands was someone like a son of man, dressed in a robe down to his feet, with a gold sash around his chest. Gold sash. Beautiful robe. Long. Very long. Like a long red tie.

14His hair was like spun gold. Gold. Perfect. Every strand in place. And his eyes were like blazing fire.

15His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the roar of rushing water. A great voice. Booming. Fills a stadium. No mic needed.

16In his right hand he held seven stars, and out of his mouth came a sharp double-edged sword. Sharp words. Very sharp. Cuts everybody. And his face was like the sun shining at full strength. Tan. Very tan. Glowing.

17When I saw him, I fell at his feet like I was dead. Then he put his right hand on me and said, “Don't be afraid. I'm the First and the Last. Fell at his feet. Everybody does. You can't help it.

18I'm the Living One. I was dead, and look, I'm alive forever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and the grave. The keys. I have the keys. Nobody gets in or out without me. Total control.

19So write down what you've seen, what's happening now, and what's going to happen after this.

20The secret of the seven stars you saw in my right hand and the seven gold lampstands is this. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches, and the seven lampstands are the seven churches.” Decoded. Declassified.