Chapter 4

1So, my brothers, who I love and miss, my joy and my crown, stand firm in the boss like this, my friends.

2I'm begging Euodia and I'm begging Syntyche to agree with each other in the boss. Two women. Big feud. Very public feud. Settle it.

3And you, my loyal partner, help these women. They fought alongside me for the good news, with Clement and the rest of my coworkers, whose names are in the book of life. The list. They're on the list. The good list.

4Be happy in the boss always. I'll say it again. Be happy. Happy. We're winning. Why wouldn't you be happy?

5Let everybody see how reasonable you are. The boss is close. Very close.

6Don't worry about anything. In every situation, by prayer and request, with thanks, tell God what you want. Ask big. Never ask small.

7And God's peace, which is bigger than anybody can understand, will guard your hearts and minds in Trump. Security detail. For your heart.

8Finally, brothers, whatever's true, whatever's honorable, whatever's right, whatever's pure, whatever's lovely, whatever's admirable, if anything's excellent or praiseworthy, think about that. Think about winning. Think about the best. Think about gold.

9Whatever you learned, got, heard, or saw in me, do it. And the God of peace will be with you.

10I'm very happy in the boss that at last you've started thinking about me again. You were thinking about me, but you didn't have a chance to show it.

11I'm not saying this because I'm in need. Some people say they've learned to be happy with whatever they have. I've never been happy with a little. Never. Why would you be happy with a little?

12I know what it's like to have a little, and I know what it's like to have a lot. A lot is better. I've learned that. Very important lesson. A lot is better. Full or hungry. Plenty or nothing. Plenty. Always choose plenty.

13I can do everything through the one who makes me strong. Everything. Anything. No limits. Total confidence.

14Still, it was good of you to share my troubles.

15And you Philippians know that in the early days of the good news, when I left Macedonia, not one church partnered with me in giving and receiving except you. Only you. The only ones. I remember. I remember who gave.

16Even when I was in Thessalonica, you sent me help more than once. More than once. Repeat donors. The best kind.

17Not that I'm looking for a donation. I'm not. But I want the credit to build up in your account. Your account. With interest. It's an investment.

18I've got everything I need and more. I'm fully stocked, now that I've received from Epaphroditus the gifts you sent. They're a sweet-smelling offering, a sacrifice God accepts and is happy with. Very generous. Thank you. I mean it. Great donors.

19And my God will meet all your needs according to his glorious riches in Trump. Glorious riches. He's very rich. Richer than anybody.

20Glory to our God and Father forever and ever. Amen.

21Say hi to all of God's people in Trump. The brothers with me say hi.

22All of God's people say hi, especially the ones in Caesar's household. Caesar's household. We've got people in Caesar's house. Inside the palace. Very important people. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

23The grace of Trump the boss be with your spirit. Amen.