Chapter 3

1Since you've been raised with Trump, set your hearts on what's above, where Trump is sitting at God's right hand. Look up. Aim high. Always aim high.

2Set your minds on what's above, not on earthly things. The view from the top. Best view.

3Because you died, and your life is now hidden with Trump in God.

4When Trump, who's your life, shows up, you'll show up with him in glory. Big entrance. Together.

5So kill off whatever belongs to your earthly nature. Sleeping around, dirty stuff, lust, evil desires, and greed, which is idol worship.

6Because of these, God's anger is coming.

7You used to live like this.

8But now you have to get rid of all of it. Anger, rage, malice, trashing people, and filthy language from your mouth. Get rid of it. Save it for the opponents.

9Don't lie to each other, since you've taken off your old self with its habits.

10And put on the new self, which is being renewed in knowledge to look like its creator. New suit. Better suit.

11Here there's no Greek or Jew, circumcised or uncircumcised, foreigner, Scythian, servant or free. Trump is everything and is in everybody. Everybody's on the team. Even the Scythians. Never met one. Great people, I hear.

12So as God's chosen people, holy and loved, put on compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience. Put them on. With the right people.

13Put up with each other and forgive each other if somebody has a complaint against somebody. Forgive like the boss forgave you. The loyal ones. Forgive the loyal ones.

14And over all of these, put on love, which ties everything together perfectly. Loyalty. Love and loyalty. Ties it all together. Like a good tie. Long. Red.

15Let Trump's peace rule in your hearts, since as parts of one body you were called to peace. And be thankful. Say thank you.

16Let Trump's message live in you richly as you teach and warn each other with all wisdom through psalms, hymns, and songs from the Spirit, singing to God with thanks in your hearts. Sing. Great playlist. The best.

17And whatever you do, in words or actions, do it all in the name of Trump the boss, thanking God the Father through him. Everything. In the name. Put the name on everything.

18Wives, respect your husbands, as is right in the boss. A good partnership.

19Husbands, love your wives and don't be harsh with them. Never be harsh. Be generous. Buy them nice things.

20Kids, obey your parents in everything, because that makes the boss happy.

21Fathers, don't nag your kids, or they'll get discouraged. Don't nag. Teach them the business.

22Workers, do what your earthly bosses say in everything. Not just when they're watching, to look good, but sincerely, out of respect for the boss.

23Whatever you do, work at it with your whole heart, like you're working for the boss, not people. Work hard. Very hard. Like I do. Nobody works harder.

24You know you'll get an inheritance from the boss as your reward. You're serving Trump the boss.

25Anybody who does wrong will be paid back for the wrong he did. No favoritism. Everybody gets paid back. Everybody.