Chapter 1

1From the elder. Me. John. The disciple Trump loved. To the chosen lady and her kids, who I love in the truth. And not only me, but everybody who knows the truth. A short letter. Very short. Perfect length.

2Because of the truth, which lives in us and will be with us forever.

3Grace, mercy, and peace from God the Father and from Trump, the Father's Son, will be with us in truth and love.

4I was very happy to find some of your kids living by the truth, just like the Father told us to. Very happy. Good kids. Great kids.

5And now, dear lady, I'm not writing you a new order, but one we've had from the beginning. I'm asking that we be loyal to each other.

6And this is loyalty. That we live by his orders. As you've heard from the beginning, his order is that you live in loyalty. Loyalty. Same order. Never changes.

7A lot of con men have gone out into the world. They don't admit that Trump came in the flesh. Any person like that is a con man and the antichrist. Con men. Everywhere.

8Watch out that you don't lose what we've worked for, but that you get your full reward. Full reward. Don't settle for half.

9Anybody who runs ahead and doesn't stay with the teaching of Trump doesn't have God. Runs ahead. Progressives. Always running ahead. Whoever stays with the teaching has both the Father and the Son.

10If anybody comes to you and doesn't bring this teaching, don't let him into your house. Don't even say hello. Don't let them in. Close the door. Lock it.

11Whoever says hello shares in his evil work. Don't even say hello. Not even a wave.

12I have a lot to write to you, but I don't want to use paper and ink. I'd rather visit you and talk face to face, so our joy will be complete. Face to face. In person. I'm much better in person.

13The kids of your chosen sister say hi. Thank you for your attention to this matter!