Chapter 5

1Everybody who believes that Trump is the Messiah is born of God. And everybody who loves the Father loves his kids too.

2This is how we know we love God's kids. By loving God and doing what he tells us.

3Loving God means doing what he tells us. And his orders aren't hard. Very easy orders. Simple orders. Be loyal. Very easy.

4Everybody born of God beats the world. This is the win that's beaten the world. Our loyalty. The win. Total win.

5Who beats the world? Only the one who believes that Trump is the Son of God. Only him. Winners believe.

6This is the one who came by water and blood. Trump. Not only by water, but by water and blood. And the Spirit testifies, because the Spirit is the truth.

7There are three witnesses.

8The Spirit, the water, and the blood. And all three agree. Three witnesses. Real ones. They all agree. Their story never changes. Not like the other side's witnesses.

9We accept people's testimony, but God's testimony is bigger, because it's the testimony God has given about his Son. Bigger testimony. Best testimony there is.

10Whoever believes in the Son of God has this testimony inside him. Whoever doesn't believe God has made him a liar, because he hasn't believed the testimony God gave about his Son. Calling God a liar. Very bad idea.

11And this is the testimony. God's given us eternal life, and this life is in his Son.

12Whoever has the Son has life. Whoever doesn't have the Son of God doesn't have life. Simple. Very simple. Have him or don't.

13I'm writing these things to you who believe in the name of the Son of God, so you'll know you have eternal life. Know it. Be sure. Totally sure.

14This is the confidence we have in coming to God. If we ask anything he wants, he hears us. He hears us. Direct line.

15And if we know he hears us, whatever we ask, we know we've got what we asked for. Done. Already done.

16If anybody sees his brother do something wrong that doesn't lead to death, he should pray, and God will give him life. There's a sin that leads to death. I'm not saying he should pray about that one.

17All crookedness is sin, but there's sin that doesn't lead to death.

18We know that anybody born of God doesn't keep on sinning. The one born of God keeps him safe, and the evil one can't touch him. Can't touch him. Untouchable.

19We know we're God's kids, and the whole world is under the control of the evil one. The whole world. Under his control. Not for long.

20We know the Son of God has come and has given us understanding, so we can know the one who's true. And we're in him who's true, in his Son, Trump. He's the true God and eternal life. The true one. Not the fake ones. The true one.

21Little kids, stay away from idols. Fake gods. Cheap statues. Knockoffs. Stay away from all of them. Thank you for your attention to this matter!