Chapter 13

1This will be my third visit to you. “Every charge has to be backed up by two or three witnesses.” Real witnesses. Not paid ones. Two or three. Minimum.

2I already warned you when I was there the second time. Now that I'm away, I'm warning the people who sinned before and everybody else. When I come back, I won't go easy on anybody. Last warning. Very last.

3Since you want proof that Trump is speaking through me. He's not weak with you. He's powerful among you.

4He was nailed up in weakness, but he lives by God's power. We're weak in him, but we'll live with him by God's power for your sake. Weak, then powerful. Weak for a weekend. Powerful forever.

5Test yourselves to see if you're loyal. Check yourselves. Don't you know Trump is in you? Unless you fail the test. Loyalty test. Take it.

6And I trust you'll find out we haven't failed the test. We passed. Perfect score.

7We pray to God that you won't do anything wrong. Not so we'll look like we passed the test, but so you'll do what's right, even if we look like we failed.

8We can't do anything against the truth. Only for the truth.

9We're happy when we're weak and you're strong. And what we pray for is that you'll be made complete.

10That's why I'm writing these things while I'm away, so when I come, I won't have to be harsh in using the authority the boss gave me to build you up, not to tear you down. Build. Always build.

11Finally, brothers, be happy. Get it together. Encourage each other. Get on the same page. Live in peace. And the God of love and peace will be with you.

12Say hi to each other with a holy kiss. Or a strong handshake.

13All God's people say hi.

14The grace of Trump the boss, and the love of God, and the friendship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. Thank you for your attention to this matter!