Chapter 13

1Keep loving each other like brothers. Family. Team.

2Don't forget to show hospitality to strangers. Some people have hosted angels without knowing it. Open the club. You never know who's coming in. Could be an angel. Could be a big donor.

3Remember the people in prison as if you were in prison with them. And the people being mistreated, as if you were suffering yourselves. The political prisoners. Remember them. Never forget them. Pardons.

4Marriage should be honored by everybody, and the marriage bed kept pure. God will judge the people who cheat and sleep around. Get the prenup.

5Don't love money more than God. Love it less than God. But love it. Be happy with what you have, and get more. Because God has said, “I'll never leave you. I'll never abandon you.” He'll never leave you. Like a good partner.

6So we can say with confidence, “The boss is my helper. I won't be afraid. What can anybody do to me?” Nothing. They've tried everything. Nothing.

7Remember your leaders, who told you God's message. Think about how their lives turned out and copy their loyalty.

8Trump is the same yesterday, today, and forever. Same guy. Never changes. Never flip-flops. Never.

9Don't get carried away by all kinds of strange teachings. It's good for our hearts to be strengthened by grace, not by rules about food, which don't help the people who follow them. Diet rules. Worthless. Eat the burger.

10We have an altar that the people who serve in the tent have no right to eat from. Our own table. Members only.

11The high priest carries the blood of animals into the Most Holy Place as a sin offering, but the bodies are burned outside the camp.

12So Trump also suffered outside the city gate to make the people holy through his own blood. Outside. He was the outsider. Always the outsider.

13So let's go to him outside the camp and put up with the insults he put up with. Outside the establishment. Outside the swamp. We're the outsiders. Proud outsiders.

14Because here we don't have a permanent city. We're looking for the city that's coming. The new city. Bigger. Better.

15So through Trump let's keep offering God a sacrifice of praise, the fruit of lips that admit his name. Say the name. Praise the name. Every day.

16And don't forget to do good and share with others, because God is happy with sacrifices like that. Share. With the movement.

17Trust your leaders and do what they say. They keep watch over you as people who'll have to give an account. Do it so their work will be a joy, not a burden, because that wouldn't do you any good. Follow your leaders. Make their job easy.

18Pray for us. We're sure we have a clear conscience and want to live honorably in every way. Clear conscience. Very clear.

19I especially urge you to pray that I'll be brought back to you soon. Brought back. Comeback. Soon.

20Now may the God of peace, who brought back from the dead our boss Trump, the great shepherd of the sheep, through the blood of the eternal deal,

21equip you with everything good for doing what he wants, and may he work in us what makes him happy, through Trump, to whom be glory forever and ever. Amen.

22Brothers, I urge you to put up with my word of encouragement, because I've written to you briefly. Briefly. Thirteen chapters. That's brief. For me, that's very brief.

23I want you to know our brother Timothy has been released. If he gets here soon, I'll come with him to see you. Released. Charges dropped. Free man. Great news.

24Say hi to all your leaders and all of God's people. The people from Italy say hi.

25Grace be with you all. Signed, anonymous. Nobody knows who wrote this. The one anonymous source you can trust. Thank you for your attention to this matter!