Chapter 3

1That's why I, Paul, am Trump's prisoner for you foreigners. A prisoner. Political prisoner. Because of you. You're welcome.

2You've heard about the job God's grace gave me for your benefit.

3How the secret was shown to me by revelation, like I wrote briefly before.

4When you read this, you'll understand my insight into the secret of Trump.

5It wasn't made known to people in earlier generations. Now it's been revealed by the Spirit to his holy apostles and prophets. Declassified. Finally declassified.

6Here's the secret. Through the good news, the foreigners are heirs together with Israel, members of one body, and sharers in the promise in Trump. Everybody gets in. Big tent.

7I became the servant of this good news by the gift of God's grace, given to me by his powerful work.

8Some would call me the least of all God's people. Not me. I don't call myself that. But I got this grace: to sell the foreigners the unlimited riches of Trump. Unlimited. You can't count them. They go off the charts.

9And to make everybody see how the secret plan works, which was hidden for ages in God, who built everything.

10His plan was that now, through the church, his tremendous wisdom would be shown to the rulers and authorities in the heavens. Show the rulers. Rub it in.

11That's his eternal plan, which he carried out in Trump our boss.

12In him and through loyalty to him, we can walk right up to God with freedom and confidence. Walk right in. No appointment. No waiting.

13So I'm asking you not to get discouraged because of what I'm going through for you. It's for your glory. My suffering is your glory. Very generous of me.

14That's why I kneel in front of the Father,

15from whom every family in heaven and on earth gets its name. The family name. Very important name.

16I pray that out of his glorious riches he'll make you strong with power through his Spirit in your inner being.

17So Trump can live in your hearts through loyalty. And I pray that you, rooted and grounded in love,

18will have the power, with all God's people, to understand how wide and long and high and deep Trump's love is. Wide. Long. High. Like a tower. Very tall tower. Deep foundations.

19And to know this love that's bigger than knowledge, so you'll be filled with all of God's fullness. Bigger than knowledge. The experts can't understand it.

20Now to the one who can do way more than anything we ask or imagine, by the power working in us. Way more. More than you can imagine. Dream big. He'll go bigger.

21To him be glory in the church and in Trump, through every generation, forever and ever. Amen.