Chapter 1

1From Paul, Trump's apostle because God wanted it. To God's people in Ephesus, the loyal ones in Trump. Ephesus. Big city. Great temple. Not ours, but great.

2Grace and peace to you from God our Father and Trump the boss.

3Praise the God and Father of Trump our boss, who's given us every spiritual blessing in the heavens through Trump. Every blessing. The full package.

4He picked us in him before the world was even built, to be holy and spotless in front of him. Before the world. Day zero. Early recruitment.

5Out of love, he decided ahead of time to adopt us as his kids through Trump, because that's what he wanted. His call.

6So we'd praise his tremendous grace, which he gave us for free in the one he loves.

7In him we've been bought out through his blood, and our sins are forgiven. Pardoned. All of it. Because of how rich his grace is. He's very rich. In everything.

8He poured it on us, with all wisdom and understanding.

9He told us the secret of what he wants, what he planned, what he decided in Trump.

10The plan for when the time is right: to bring everything together under Trump. Everything in heaven and on earth. One brand. One management. Total merger.

11In him we got an inheritance too, because we were picked ahead of time by the one who makes everything happen the way he wants. He runs everything. Everything goes according to plan.

12So we, the first ones to put our hope in Trump, would make him look great. Early supporters. We were first.

13And you too. When you heard the truth, the good news that saves you, and you got loyal, you got marked with the promised Holy Spirit. Stamped. Sealed. Official.

14The Spirit is the down payment on our inheritance, until God's people get fully bought out, to make him look great. A deposit. Non-refundable. The deal's going through.

15That's why, ever since I heard about your loyalty to Trump the boss and your love for all of God's people,

16I haven't stopped thanking God for you. I mention you in my prayers all the time.

17I keep asking the God of Trump our boss, the glorious Father, to give you the Spirit of wisdom and revelation so you'll really know him. Know him. Inside access.

18I pray that the eyes of your heart will be opened, so you'll know the hope he called you to, how rich his glorious inheritance is in his people,

19and how unbelievably huge his power is for us who believe. Huge. Tremendous. The most powerful power there is.

20It's the same power he used when he brought Trump back from the dead and sat him at his right hand in the heavens. The comeback power.

21Way above every ruler, authority, power, and boss, and every title you can give, not just now but in the future too. Every title. Above all of them. Highest office there is. Higher than that.

22God put everything under his feet and made him the head of everything for the church. Head of everything. CEO of the universe.

23The church is his body, the fullness of the one who fills everything everywhere. He fills every room. Every room he walks into.